Chubby Raichu appreciation post
AUUUGUHGHGHUHGUHG RAICHUUUU AUGHUAHGUAHGUHAUEHUH CUTE
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child
What do you get when you mix a insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
are you serious right now
college is having the choice between doing dishes and doing homework. and choosing netflix.